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Q: What do you get when you mix a relative and a fruit?
A: A Granny Smith
Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?
A: She was caught stalking the tomato.
Q: How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?
A: He Cant-a-loupe
Q: What’s the gardeners favorite court sport?
Q: Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
A: He had a really long Honeydew list.
Q: Where do apples love to vacation?
ha – I have to remember some of t hose!
I like this one ^^^
Tongue twister for you …
If a gardener gardens a gardener’s garden, does the gardener who gardens the gardener’s garden, garden the gardener’s garden the way he wants it gardened?
oh no! i cant do it!!
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