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  • #9840

    PottedGirl
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    Q: What do you get when you mix a relative and a fruit?

    A: A Granny Smith

    Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?

    A: She was caught stalking the tomato.

    Q: How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?

    A: He Cant-a-loupe

    Q: What’s the gardeners favorite court sport?

    A: Squash

    Q: Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?

    A: He had a really long Honeydew list.

    Q: Where do apples love to vacation?

    A: Fuji

    #10074

    beenon
    Participant

    ha – I have to remember some of t hose!

    Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?

    A: She was caught stalking the tomato.

    I like this one ^^^

    #10297

    PottedGirl
    Participant

    haha 😉

    #11077

    KeenGardener
    Participant

    Tongue twister for you …

    If a gardener gardens a gardener’s garden, does the gardener who gardens the gardener’s garden, garden the gardener’s garden the way he wants it gardened?

    #11236

    PottedGirl
    Participant

    oh no! i cant do it!!

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