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Boris’s post about potatoes made me think of this one ….
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
That’s just awful!!
Baha! L2D – I’m going to have to keep any eye on your posts!
how about this one?!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Hey @kittykat19 welcome to my favourite gardening site (I especially love posting here cos each post is worth £1 as a discount in the webshop – I’ve had some really good deals 🙂 )
Good joke that – think it’s worse than mine!!!!!
Whats red and invisible?
Love it ahaha!
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