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  • #8636

    Luv2Dig
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    Boris’s post about potatoes made me think of this one ….

    Why do potatoes make good detectives?
    Because they keep their eyes peeled.

    #8642

    Marty Boy
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    That’s just awful!!

    #8658

    Abi Jackson
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    Baha! L2D – I’m going to have to keep any eye on your posts!

    #21009

    kittykat19
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    how about this one?!

    Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?

    A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

    #21740

    Luv2Dig
    Participant

    Hey @kittykat19 welcome to my favourite gardening site (I especially love posting here cos each post is worth £1 as a discount in the webshop – I’ve had some really good deals 🙂 )

    Good joke that – think it’s worse than mine!!!!!
    Enjoy 🙂

    #23135

    John Regan
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    Awfully funny

    #23137

    dmackie
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    haha

    #23379

    Dazulu
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    Whats red and invisible?

    No Tomatoes

    #23380

    lozzzzzzza
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    Love it ahaha!

    #24058

    Andrewk
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    Great jokes!

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